Lindsay Lohan’s Hooker Outfit Is Blue Hipster

Lindsay Lohan tramped about the streets of Hollywood on Sep. 23rd, wearing a bright blue hippy top and sexy black dress, short enough to qualify for Lindsay’s slutty taste. Yes, as you can tell, she even included the hooker boots in the nightly wardrobe selection exposing the lovely stems!

Who wouldn’t pay $10 for that if you caught it roaming your block!? Be honest now, you don’t really want any STD’s, do you? My dick almost fell off just for posting these pics, LOL! I have one of those X-Ray vests they give you at the dentist, only shaped for my huge phallus…if you’re wondering how my dick is still intact. Lohan sucked me long before she got AIDS and open mouth pustules! I’m alive!